Imagine if Owl City and Ed Sheeran did a song together like imagine how polite and beautiful it would be
Like I’d let my mom listen to that shit
we’re all stories in the end. just make it a good one, eh?
Repeat after me kids:
A relationship does not have to be romantic and/or sexual to be important.
Okay so you know these glasses right?
I was in class and I put them on. And, being the dramatic smartass I am I turned to my friend and said, with the most conviction I could muster, “Behold- I am now ten times funnier.”
And she looked at me- looked at me dead in the eyes- and said very seriously:
“Ten times zero… is still zero”
i would much rather be the “obnoxious feminist girl” than be complicit in my own dehumanization, thanks