she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago
This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.
omg before i read the caption i thought this was just a horribly written fanfic
Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka/
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my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia
the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom
straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*
gay people on tv show: *exist*
ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\
If gay people had sex on TV, there would be a religious uprising, our cities would burn, the world would explode.
Orange is the new black
my dad doesn’t just say “panic at the disco” my dad YELLS “PANIC!!!” then waits a few seconds and quietly adds “…at the disco” and I appreciate his dedication to punctuation
Potterlock: Three new cards were added to the collection of Chocolate Frog Cards.Sherlock Holmes: A well-known Auror and the inventor of the Deductio charm.
John Watson: A healer who served in the Second Wizarding War - and who is now active in London at the St. Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries.
Mycroft Holmes: The former Head of the Auror office and Great Britain’s current Minister of Magic.